- Yesss, precious! Realistic wrinkles, creepy little teeth, and nasty hair
- Full-head mask turns filthy hobbitses into us—completely!
- Feels snug on our head, doesn’t squeeze too hard, no it doesn’t
- Perfect for Halloween, tricksy plays, cosplayses, or scaring nasty people
They makes a mask, yes they do, a mask of us! A beautiful, horrible mask of poor Gollum! It fits over the whole head, hides your face like we hides from the bright lights, yesss. The latex is soft, not hard like rocks, and the wrinkles, the wrinkles are perfect, just like our skin! Sparse hair, crooked teeth, big blue eyes—it looks just like us, precious. The filthy tricksy humans can wear it for Halloween or stage plays or sneaky cosplays, and pretend they are us. But no one can be Gollum, not truly… unless they wears the mask. We loves it, we needs it, we wants it. Puts it on and hiss and crawl and scare all the peopleses. Wear it with a ragged shirt or nothing at all, yesss, that’s better, much better. Make all the eyes turn to you, and they’ll say, “What is that creature?” and we’ll whisper, “Gollum…” It’s ours now, precious. But you can takes one too… if you dares. Buy it before the others steals it, yesss!